How To Invade the Earth

EPILOGUE This footage was recovered from the wreckage of the symposium. None of the attendees survived the ambush. Except for Sardonus ...

(murmurs) WAR HAWK: What’s going on? MODERATOR: Sardonus Jek has arrived. (At this moment Sardonus Jek enters the symposium hall. Je...

MOTIVE: OPEN DEBATE Okay, so after all this, where are we? What’s left? I’m as confused as when I started. Why are you doing this? W...

MOTIVE: CULTURAL VALUE Here’s another fellow who made his fortune off the Earth. Not only did he not invade the place, he’d have a ma...

MOTIVE: RARE BIOLOIGICAL COMPOUNDS This is a good time to bring up some individuals who had a good motive for coming to Earth. But they...

MOTIVE: STRATEGIC POSITION I’m dreading this next question. Str’ee Collective, I’ve avoided talking about you. There really isn’t much ...

MOTIVE: SEX The Tritonian incursion ended before it really began. The details are sketchy. But the rumor is their first attack was an a...